Total Medals Earned: 2,582 (From 585 different games.) Total Medal Score: 47,670 Points
Medals Earned: 5/10 (125/500 points)
you can read. can you?
met an elephant.
(twizz'ed fire farta)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
1/2 of all stars collected.
found and touched the secret elephant!
Unlimited Gas!!1
all stars collected.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (60/110 points)
kill an UberKid
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/130 points)
Beat the farm levels.
Beat the urban levels.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/375 points)
Lose and use the time machine
Build the Decoder
Destroy 100 alien ships in a game
Build the dimensional Jammer
Destroy 1000 alien ships in a game
Win without losing a single time
Defeat the final boss!
Kill 10000 alien ships in a single run
Medals Earned: 3/20 (75/500 points)
Get this Room
get this picture
Find this Imae
Get this Page
Find this Dragon Ball Character
Find the Superman 75th Party
Find this Image
find this picture
Find this Picture
find the Thundercats Parody
Find Wonderwoman
find this image
Find this image
Medals Earned: 5/14 (35/355 points)
Obtain and use the Untouchable Drive.
Destroy an enemy by ramming into it with your ship.
Crash into an enemy, destroying both yourself and the enemy.
Get a combo of 12 or higher.
Destroy Blendo
Destroy SKYNET
Obtain the seeker launcher and fire it at a hostile target.
Destroy Alvin the Tank
Destroy the final boss
Score 120000 points in one game.
Gain a shield that protects your ship from damage
Complete the game with at least 3 credits remaining.
Complete the game.
Complete the game with a single ship.
Medals Earned: 16/40 (85/445 points)
10 Fat goths killed
10 Fat hippies killed
10 Fat metal guys killed
10 Fat punks killed
10 Girls goth killed
10 Girls metal killed
10 Girls punk killed
10 Small goths killed
10 Small hippies killed
10 Small metal guys killed
10 Small punks killed
5 Enemy killed
First blood
Mamas called
Rapper superkicks called
First win
10 Fat emos killed
10 Fat rappers killed
10 Girls emo killed
10 Girls rappers killed
10 Small emos killed
10 Small rappers killed
Emo superkicks called
Game is passed for metal guys
Goth superkicks called
Hippy superkicks called
Metal guys superkicks called
Punk superkicks called
Emo gang is destroyed
Game is passed for emo
Game is passed for goths
Game is passed for hippies
Game is passed for punks
Game is passed for rappers
Goth gang is destroyed
Hippy gang is destroyed
Mama killed mama
Metalist gang is destroyed
Punk gang is destroyed
Rapper gang is destroyed
Medals Earned: 12/22 (125/500 points)
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Enter Utopia.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Give Dave some sand.
Give George some wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Find ruby.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 13/14 (270/370 points)
Your fate is sealed.
Racing toward fate.
Your journey is over.
There were no survivors.
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/245 points)
Get a bonus!
Give the host influenza
Give the host measles
Give the host hepatitis
Give the host herpes
Kill a white blood cell
Complete a level after having taken damage
Kill the host
Kill 10 white blood cells
Give the host smallpox
Complete the game in under 500 seconds