Total Medals Earned: 2,582 (From 585 different games.) Total Medal Score: 47,670 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/300 points)
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Scare all the people out of the house
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/15 (35/365 points)
Answer a question about a strategy game
Answer the multiple selection question
Answer a question about a defense game
Answer 10 questions
Answer a question about a game by Smart Flash Games
Answer 25 questions without clicking on the 'Play It!' button
Complete the Player difficulty level
Unlock 50 game buttons in the Gallery
Answer 20 questions in one Time Trial game
Answer 100 questions
Gain 15 golden cups in a row in the Time Trial mode
Earn 120 golden cups
Answer 150 questions
Answer 50 questions in one Time Trial game
Answer 100 questions in one Time Trial game
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/410 points)
Master the game's basic controls
Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael
Kill at least sixteen insects
Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!
Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!
Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped
Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'
Complete the entire game
Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers
Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum
Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos
Find every secret item in the game
Unlock and defeat the secret boss
Unlock every bonus in the game
Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode
Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena
Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode
Gain every other achievement in the game
Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/220 points)
Clear the first 5 levels!
Clear levels 5-10!
Clear Levels 15-20!
Clear levels 10-15!
Check out the Credits Page!
Clear levels 20-25
Clear every level!
Medals Earned: 9/10 (65/115 points)
Beat Level1
Beat LEvel 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Watch the intro
SPOILER
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 10/11 (170/180 points)
You rattled the hive!
Here's a hint!
Coool!
What did he say his name was?
Hurry up, dude.
Hive go boom.
B is life.
B!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (35/95 points)
Have liquid poured on you
Smash a chair on the opponents head
Show your opponent who's boss
Suck up the pride and lose the fight