Total Medals Earned: 2,605 (From 593 different games.) Total Medal Score: 48,285 Points
Medals Earned: 14/19 (285/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (30/115 points)
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Kiss The Girl.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/110 points)
Complete the game and survive.
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Survive and save two of your friends.
You are even worse than the undead...
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
Survive without getting any friends.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (65/140 points)
That's an easy way out.
Escape the UEFS Horizon.
Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.
Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.
Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.
Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/195 points)
Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/150 points)
Beat the first wave. nothing special
Survive wave 3
Survive wave 5
Beat the Boss
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/335 points)
Slay Goliath
Find a rare item.
Raise a full-grown dragon.
Max our your magic abilities.
Defeat Hard Mode!
Defeat the game!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/95 points)
Complete Level 1
Collect 50 Coins
Get Flying Powerup
Complete First World
Collect all Dragon Coins
Medals Earned: 4/19 (25/340 points)
Learn to move.
Learn to bounce.
Learn how to use the map.
Collect a tape.
Learn to glide.
Learn to hookshot
Learn to grind.
Learn how to "Ness"
Ascend the mountain and learn how to remember.
Ring 1 chime.
Ring 2 chimes.
Ring 3 chimes
Ring 4 chimes
Ring 5 chimes
Ring 6 chimes.
Ring 7 chimes.
Ring 8 chimes.
Ring all 9 chimes.
Fully max out a stat.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
Blasted and grenaded 100 enemies!
Blasted and grenaded 200 enemies!
Blasted and grenaded 300 enemies!
Blasted and grenaded 400 enemies!
Blasted and grenaded 500 enemies!